Japanese auto executives, fed up with pirates and the inability of the US Navy to fight them hired ninjas to fight it out with the Malay pirates that terrorize their shipping lines.

Treaties left over from WW2 still limit the size and strength of the Japanese Navy. Because of this they cannot send out ships to stop Malay Pirates that have been known to hold cargo ships full of thousands of autos hostage. The US Navy is supposed to pick up the slack, but because of increased activity in the Persian Gulf and the war in Iraq they can’t spare enough ships to put a stop to the practice.

So the management of Mitsubishi and Toyota managed to contact a secret and shadowy organization long thought extinct. It seems they had been hiding out in the medieval Japanese city of Edo.

The ninjas traveled to the pirate city and managed to infiltrate the hideouts of at least 6 of the top pirate organizations. Gaining trust within the groups. They then assassinated the management of the organizations.

When contacted by this news organization the leader of the ninjas, a man using the name of Musashi stated, “You win battles by knowing the enemy’s timing, and using a timing which the enemy does not expect.”

The President of Toyota stated, “This is good news for the stockholders!”.
Bron:Factual World

Het heeft wel iets Hollywood-achtigs vind ik. Depp als Jack Sparrow en dan Brandon Soo Hoo als ninja leider. Daar heb ik wel 6 euro voor over. Of hier ook iets van waar is weet ik niet, maar het is wel een verdomd hip berichtje als je het mij vraagt.